Words of Wisdom

Unearthed last night, a list of things that my friends and I apparently thought were hilarious or poignant when we were 16 or so years old.

• Prismism rules!
• It’s worse than that, it’s physics, Jim.
• Don’t rookydoo around.
• The purple pane of glass and velvety cat balls
• Communism is evil!
• Good Heavens! (oh no, not the infamous Good Heavens clerics!)
• Convert to Bert!
• Death by stereo
• The Cube that Killed the Kremlin, and Broccoli Abuse
• I never heard that word before, Your Grace.
• Everyone wants to know what gives, but I know where the tarantula lives.
• 748-1414
• Bert and Ernie (NOT Ernie and Bert)
• Get Your Sofa Away From Me
• SAY NO MORE!
• Don’t crush that dwarf, hand me the pliers.
• Ice cream has no bones.
• Live in a swamp and be three-dimensional.
• Be obsequious, purple, and clairvoyant.
• My hovercraft is full of eels.
• Art is the only way I can run away without leaving home.
• It’s only forever, not long at all.
• You can make an object go through space, but can you make space go through an object?
• Dancing is a vertical expression of a horizontal desire.
• Rumor: Ronald never takes a leak.
• It’s true! It’s true! The clown has made it crear!
• Now the oboe may be there to greet them
• That is not the way to play croquet.
• As you wish.
• I think I am, therefore I am… I think.
• Paul is an ambidextrous walnut.
• They are not the hell your whales.
• Hi! We’re your stickmen slaves!
• Negative signs make a difference.
• You can still hear Beethoven, but he can no longer hear you.
• Roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one don’t.
• Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m schizophrenic, and so am I.
• Go to hell. Go directly to hell. Do not pass GO. Do not collect $200.
• Sam the Amoeba: Sam and his brother were quaffing, they split their sides laughing, now each of them is a mother.