i need a new name

OK, people, help me out here. I’m anonymizing (is that a word?) this blog, and as such, I am going to remove my name from anywhere it’s mentioned. But I need to call myself something. Should I just use my first name? Is there something else you can think of that would work? Should it tie in to the name of the blog? (Something Shiny Disorder)?

I know that there is no shortage of opinions amongst my readers, so chime in!