what would jesus smell (like)?

from the strange and/or sad news files…

Couple Sells Candles That Smell Like Jesus
Product Flying Off Shelves
Now there’s a candle that lets you experience the scent of Jesus, and they’ve been selling out by the case. You can find candles with just about every fragrance imaginable, from blueberry to ocean mist to hot apple pie. “We see it as a ministry,” says Bob Tosterud, who together with his wife came up with the idea for the candle. Light up the candle called “His Essence” and its makers say you’ll experience the fragrance of Christ. 

now, nothing against jesus; i’m sure the man was as nice as can be… but christ probably smelled like ass. people in that time period just did not bathe regularly. EVERYONE undoubtedly smelled like ass. including jesus. now do you REALLY want a jesus-scented candle? didn’t think so.

Rescue ‘ticket’
Posted: 6:24 p.m. ET
CNN’s Drew Griffin in New Orleans, Louisiana
“I am stunned by an interview I conducted with New Orleans Detective Lawrence Dupree. He told me they were trying to rescue people with a helicopter and the people were so poor they were afraid it would cost too much to get a ride and they had no money for a ‘ticket.’ Dupree was shaken telling us the story. He just couldn’t believe these people were afraid they’d be charged for a rescue.” 

and last but not least, foamy the squirrel reports to us, live from new orleans, with a very special message.