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ok kids, time to play a fun new game! it’s called “STUMP GOOGLE”.
simply enter three common words into google.com. your goal is to come up with a “no results found” page.
the rules are simple:
- no proper nouns
- no made-up words
- spell everything correctly (it’s easy to stump google with a misspelled word)
here’s my one winner so far:
unbeliever plant-based simian
what are your winning entries?
“kleptocratic avuncular duumvirate” – coincidentally my favorite form of government as well.
oh wow bob, that’s a good one! yours stumps yahoo.com, too! good job! so what exactly are the characteristics of a kleptocratic avuncular duumvirate?
-katy
It is a government of two uncles based on theivery and corruption. Similar to our current form of government, a kleptocratic paternal democracy – a government where you get to be president just because your daddy was, and still based on theivery and corruption.
Dang! I thought I had it there with “myopic planular freebasing”. Wouldn’t you know there’s a Scrabble word site.
Kat
we also can’t forget the jedi’s worst enemy – the “fecally fiendish stormtrooper”
LOL!
ok, that is too funny. fecally fiendish stormtrooper… hehehehe. and such a DISTURBING mental picture.
kat, i got a lot of weird hits off of the scrabble site! darn it.
“presumptuous necrophilic housekeeper” got lots of results from word list type sites. : (
It’s funny though… yes? : )
Doc.
Acouchi fasciitis slime. Delicious and exotic!
presumptious necrophiliac housekeeper is GREAT! and quite funny. i would define it as someone who, while vacuuming a client’s house, finds a body and proceeds to “violate” it.. without asking first!
i have no idea what acouchi and fasciitis are… (katy goes to dictionary.com…)
OH, of course… acouchi is the French variant of “acouchy”, which is a small species of agouti. I should have known that. 🙂
fluoresce pampers wingnut — the name of my first child. No obscure animals in this one.
Ok, dictionary.com be damned. A double-stumper:
“effluent plasticine poopy-head”
Pick your politician.
Kat
And, I have to correct you, Katy, but “Acouchy” is son of Sofa, per Arushi. : )
Kat
Here’s mine:
“bunting cyclotron valvetrain”
It also stumps Yahoo.
Bonnie
“varsity blues butt”
it was a real search (don’t ask)
🙂
incestual orgasmic rictus
I’d describe its usage but you really don’t want me too. Stumps both search engines. Also stumps your boss if you sneak it into technical documents.
Brett
Unfortunately, incestual, while used quite a bit on the web, doesn’t appear to be a real word. Oh well.
bkb
who knew “boinking ambidextrous warthogs” would get lots of hits. And “flatulent faerie parade” gets 509 hits!!
I think it’s almost just as fun to come up with the most ludicrous google search and see what hits you do get.
Kat
OK, but here’s the great irony – once you’ve submitted your entry, you can no longer say it stumps google because now google will bring this blog up! 😉
Oh, that last one was Rachel by the way. I suck at this game!
rdz
mine was “dictionary tree-house saliva” wow, are we supposed to use quotes around the words?
– kelsey
homily ab ovo autochthonous
yup, put it in quotes and your stumped!
La macro-économie text-box-bookie ravenous
-k
xylophone arbitration world-renown
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=ecosophy+ravenous+dogs
thats the link! and also, katey, you have compition! stumpgoogle.com has the same game!!!!
ecosophy ravenous dogs stumped google though!
Antidisestablishmentarianism Anticonstitutionellement Zealous
HAHAHHAHA VIVE LA LANGUE FRANCAISE
lol, jks but like can i switch languagess?!
I did two words and I got one. They are syzygy and antidisestablishmenttarianism. Can anyone do one word that stumps google?
rugby mainstream-media wainscotting
“internation expedition gears”
“international expedition gears”
which is an old name brand I guess before the internet.
The first time I spelled it wrong and it also stumps yahoo.