tell me your troubles

hi, thanks for calling we give a shit, inc., the friendly customer service representatives who actually give a shit about your problems. we can’t really DO anything about them, but we know how to listen! tell me your troubles. has one of your utility companies blown you off? are you frustrated by a yellowshirt best buy employee who has no product knowledge about anything? did you get entangled in an automated answering system with no hope of finding your way out? go ahead, just let it out. you’ll feel better.

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we give a shit, inc.

i want to start a company called “we give a shit.” people can call in and complain about whatever they want to complain about, and we will be sympathetic and empathetic and listen and soothe, and generally act like we actually give a shit about their problems. we don’t solve; we merely are a shoulder to vent on. there is no automated phone menu to suffer through first. we give a shit, inc. yes, i do realize the totally impractical implications of this — for instance, what if white supremacists called to complain about nonwhite people? there would be no sympathetic ear from me; in fact i’d certainly go off on them. so sure, there’s a million reasons it wouldn’t work. i’m just tired of being treated like an insignificant piece of trash in a big corporate system. what started this rant? i spent waaay too long on the phone today with sbc, attempting for the second time to understand my bill. their bills are the absolute WORST i have ever seen. they are (possibly intentionally, by design) absolutely and utterly the most confusing invoices i’ve ever seen. i’d wager that probably 95% of their customers have no idea if what they’re being charged is correct. i’m a pretty sharp cookie, and i STILL don’t get it even after approximately 1 hour on the phone with three different customer service people, two of whom insist that i have not been overcharged for anything. part of the problem is that charges and credits aren’t always listed on the bill in the month that they occurred, and every line item has a date range attached to it, and the date ranges don’t necessarily match up with the bill date. and some things that are labeled “discount on service” are discounts (with a […]

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bimgyver

i just learned that brett once channelled the spirit of macgyver and was able to rappel into his attic using a garden hose tied to a gazebo, when locked out of his house. he claims this happened when he was 13, but i’m going to ask kathryn if, in fact, it wasn’t just last week. 🙂

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whipped-cream hats

Chocolate bears and gingerbread cats,All dressed up in whipped-cream hats.Danced in the garden under the moon,Beat sweet rhythms with a wooden spoon,Whirling, turning, jumping to the beat,Melting down to their ice cream feet.

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quick check in

i was in chicago for five days for the HOW design conference — it was great, details and photos to follow. then i had a few days off and promptly got a bad upper respiratory infection. mom and dad were in town last weekend and i was sick the whole time. i stayed home from work today and probably will tomorrow too. much to discuss, much to post. until tomorrow…

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gratuitous moment

this photo is utterly gratuitous eye candy, and i’m posting it anyway. so shoot me. arushi alerted me to it at bartcop.com, where it was posted with the following commentary: Subject: another deployment to Iraq for me  Well Ol’ Bart,…

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