Party

no wire hangers ever!

There’s only so much you can do with makeup when you just don’t look a damn thing like the woman in the first place, but I gave it a shot. Things I learned at this year’s Halloween party: False eyelashes are itchy (and come off if you laugh so hard you cry) but not having to wear mascara kind of rocks Skin-colored latex works great for making little patches to cover your real eyebrows A costume consisting of polyester clothing covered in baby powder that’s set with hairspray and a plastic wig is really quite flammable Doc is a fantastic sculptor Sure, Leslie likes mayonnaise, but not THAT much Ben brought some of the best salsa I’ve ever tasted I love olive dip You people didn’t eat nearly enough candy All the costumes this year: fantastic!! Not a lame one in the bunch. Even the “Best Costume Clearly Thrown Together At 6:30 This Evening” was quite good! White Elephant costume contest prize selection was a fun method I probably flew my Geek Flag a little too proudly when I recited the whole “Holy Hand Grenade” speech to Arthur, King of the Britons (Mark)

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mom’s 60th birthday party

apparently i am the master of surprises. i have pulled off my second successful surprise party in the past year and a half. i did not know i had this talent in me. the first one was doc’s birthday party in las vegas in 2004. and last saturday we threw my mom a surprise 60th birthday party. to say she was surprised is an understatement. we had been planning this since last october. 30-plus people knew about it, and somehow nobody spilled the beans! i have no idea how that happened, but i’m glad it did! in order to get her to come up to dallas that weekend, doc had a clever idea that i tell her that i had to do a cooking demo on sunday morning, and since arushi isn’t here, i wanted her to come up and help me with it. the sticky part was, i needed her to come up on saturday, not on friday night like she normally would do if she was coming for the weekend. so we told her that doc had a sleep study thing on friday night, and that we had doctor appointments all day saturday, and wouldn’t be home until about 6 p.m., so could she please come up saturday afternoon instead. she thought that was a great idea, and said that dad might come too, so he could see his parents, but she wasn’t sure if he’d come with her or not. little did she know, he was totally in on the plan too. i decided to make it a dinner party, and cooked for 25. note to self: not so much pasta next time. 3 pounds is plenty for 25 people. i furiously shopped on thursday night (sam’s club, which kathryn was gracious enough to take me to) […]

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