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sushi samurai!

Make your California rolls, your sashimi and temaki! Collect the pickled ginger for extra points! Load up on your arsenal of foe-freezing wasabi! But watch out for the evil Tofu, Radish, Mushroom, and Blowfish… the only way to defeat them is to sandwich them into your sushi! Thanks to Doc for this awesome link!!

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flow

Flow is amazing. Exquisite, haunting, strangely addictive. Play online or download for Mac or PC. Thanks to Doc for the link.

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Come on boys, shave them kiwis!

Looking for an easy way to obtain an extra optical inch on your [CARROT]? “The Phillips Bodygroom provides a safe and easy way to trim those scruffy underarms, or those untidy curls on and around your [CARROT], as well as those hard to reach locks on the underside of your [KIWIS] and [PEACH].” Come on. You’ve always wanted to get rid of that chinchilla wrapped around your schlong. Be sure to watch the music video! [Think Sting in the video for “Wrapped Around Your Finger,” only much less sexy. I don’t mean to insult you, smooth and hairless Norelco guy, but you just need to realize that there is only one man sexier than Sting, and I’m married to him!] And don’t forget to create testicular topiaries in the test drive section.

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