Dreams

dream toilets

why in hell do i have so many dreams about going to the bathroom??? can someone please shed some light on this?? am i the only one??! i don’t have any particular ISSUES about going to the bathroom, other than i prefer a clean seat and clean floor, i cover not hover whenever possible, and i prefer not to do #2 in public unless it’s a real emergency, and only then if i can be assured that i’m completely anonymous. i don’t think that those caveats are anything unusual. so why are public toilets featured prominently in my dreams? and i’m not talking about mundane dreams where i go in, pee, wash up, and come out without incident. i’m talking about stalls without doors, stalls with walls only 3 feet high, huge bowls and seats, oddly colored potties, all around odd looking potties, strange people in the bathroom, non-flushability, a fear of actually using the dream toilet for various and sundry reasons, toilets that change shape or size as i’m using them, etc. i don’t get it!

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smarter than the average bear, even while asleep

the other morning when i kissed my sleeping husband goodbye as i was leaving for work, this is what he said to me (while completely asleep): “oh, i got it finished — i got the weather data analysis finished. i put it under the microscope so i could see it, but unfortunately the variance was too great.” all i can say is, wow!! i’m pretty sure i couldn’t come up with that many ten-dollar vocabulary words while unconscious. i have no idea what it means, and he can’t remember what he was dreaming about that might have caused him to tell me that.

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