Truck Nutz!

You hear about them.. but so rarely do you get to see an actual example in the wild of a man so concerned with proving his toxic masculinity that he slaps a pair of balls on his pickup truck. 🙄

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celery salt

okay, just exactly what the fuck is the point of celery salt? i know what it is — salt + celery seeds, ground up. but celery is yucky. why not just use regular salt? i mean, besides in chicken soup,…

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