My car is smart. A couple of days ago the left turn signal started blinking and clicking at twice the rate of the right. I thought “Oh great… just one more thing to add to the Broken List,” a list that includes Leaky Sunroof When Raining, Barely Working Automatic Windows, Fake Woodgrain Peeling Off, Holes In Pleather Seats, Ancient Multicolored Carpeting That Used To All Be Pretty Light Gray, Clock That Can’t Be Reset, Broken Radio Knobs, and Broken Antenna, for starters. Doc figured out yesterday that it was blinking in doubletime because the front turn-signal light bulb has burned out. How cool is that, letting me know when a light has gone out! Otherwise, how would I ever figure it out? (“No, Officer, I didn’t know my turn signal was broken.” That’s how, probably).