Aztec!

God bless side-scrolling dungeon crawlers. I spent a large portion of my video-gaming youth playing “Aztec” on an Apple ][e with green monochrome monitor. Digging through piles of trash and bones, looking in treasure chests for the Idol, wielding a…

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Space Maxi-Mountain!

I just saw the most BIZARRE advertisement on television. An animated maxi-pad with wheels zoomed up, down, around and sideways on a ROLLER COASTER TRACK. I have no idea what the point of it was, as I was too busy contemplating a Feminine Hygiene Thrill Ride to pay attention to the assuredly convincing argument being made by the voiceover. Perhaps the point was “Your Period: Like The Judge Roy Scream, Only Bloodier!”

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