Potty-trained!

I think that we can safely declare now that Jamieson is fully potty trained! Except at night, of course, but I know that usually comes later. This is such a huge relief. We’ve been working on it for probably 18…

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Recent photos

Today after lunch I saw a car with a banana peel draped over its door handle: I’ve been playing around with the nightshot mode on Doc’s camera. I like the effect I get when there’s still a little ambient light. My garden is growing! Some of it, anyway. I may not have any tomatoes or morning glories, but by god I’m going to have lots and lots of zucchini this summer.

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Snakes for your pain

No, not snakes on a plane, snakes for your PAIN. I really cannot understand how this would be relaxing to anyone. [C]lients at Ada Barak’s spa in northern Israel can add a wild twist to their treatment by having six non-venomous but very lively serpents slither and hiss a path across their aching muscles and stiff joints …. [the treatments] were inspired by her belief that once people get over any initial misgivings, they find physical contact with the creatures to be soothing.

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Garage sale

Sorry for the two week hiatus. I just haven’t felt much like writing lately. Last weekend we held a garage sale. Mom and Dad, whose house is finally on the market in Houston in preparation for their move to Sequim this summer, brought up 3 vehicle-loads of stuff to sell over the past several weeks. Doc and I had some stuff too, and Brittney and Chris brought a few things over. Kat was sick and couldn’t come hang out, but she did make us the most fabulous purple-painted sparkly garage sale signs. I am certain they drew more business than standard signs would. I’ve decided that will be my last garage sale; they’re tiring and time-consuming and I really hate haggling with people who want to give you five cents for something that you’re asking $3, and which cost you $100 new. However, at garage sales you always meet interesting characters who purchase interesting items, and I make up little stories in my head about why they want what they want. I’ve always thought it would be interesting to be a checkout clerk at a supermarket for the same reason. Anyway, here are two examples of strange people we met: Mom was trying to sell a pair of lambswool nipple warmers (never used! new in package!) that were a gift from a New Zealander friend with a sense of humor. She also had a tiny flip calendar of penis art from around the world and through the ages, as well as a David (Michelangelo’s statue) puzzle and postcard, featuring the most important bit, and various other naughty things. Mom unloaded them all on a lady who was extremely chatty and asked us if any of us wanted to feel her recent lap-band surgery. Feel a stranger’s recent surgery scar? Sure, […]

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Come on boys, shave them kiwis!

Looking for an easy way to obtain an extra optical inch on your [CARROT]? “The Phillips Bodygroom provides a safe and easy way to trim those scruffy underarms, or those untidy curls on and around your [CARROT], as well as those hard to reach locks on the underside of your [KIWIS] and [PEACH].” Come on. You’ve always wanted to get rid of that chinchilla wrapped around your schlong. Be sure to watch the music video! [Think Sting in the video for “Wrapped Around Your Finger,” only much less sexy. I don’t mean to insult you, smooth and hairless Norelco guy, but you just need to realize that there is only one man sexier than Sting, and I’m married to him!] And don’t forget to create testicular topiaries in the test drive section.

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bj maxx

Hungary is considering allowing solicitation for prostitution in shopping malls, so long as the act itself is performed elsewhere. The Top 5 Names for the Mall Prostitution Store and Topfive.com’s Number 1 Name for the Mall Prostitution Store…

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i’m back!!!

aaahhhh…. it feels good to be wired once again. i won’t go into gory details; let’s just say that it’s taken me a week to figure out that all i needed was a new ethernet card. once i installed it, it was like magic. i take back any nasty comments i may have made about tiger and dsl or dhcp or routers.

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temporarily out of commission

i haven’t posted in a while because after installing tiger (os 10.4) on my g4, my internet connection no longer works. i’ve been trying to get it up and running for a week now with no luck. tonight i’m going out to get a replacement ethernet card (my built-in ethernet got fried in 2002 by a lightning strike) and hopefully that will solve my problem. i’m not counting on it though; apparently lots of people who’ve upgraded to tiger are having these dsl/router/internet issues. i might have to wait for 10.4.1. so now i’m sending in a quick post from work. i’ve got lots to write about, but it’s going to have to wait until i’m once again wired 24/7. kathryn and brett got married last sunday. my mom and doc’s mom came to visit at the same time. and today is doc’s actual real final last day of work at o&w. more to come.

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