Ice cream: Now available frozen!

Why are they reassuring us that the ice cream is frozen? Is it normally… not? Is there another section in the store with unfrozen ice cream? Does it come canned and shelf-stable, too?

Also that’s a pretty good deal on Blue Bell. Here’s the conversation I had with myself in my head:

OMG ice cream is NEVER this cheap. It would be stupid NOT to buy any.

Sigh. Katy. Can you actually control yourself around ice cream and stick to a serving size? No. You cannot and you prove this to yourself repeatedly.

But… it’s such a good deal!

Your fat ass doesn’t need a good deal. Go eat some carrots.

<silent tear runs down my face as I slowly leave the freezer aisle sans Pralines ’N Cream>