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Sick of paying your internet or cable company hundreds of dollars each year for broadband access? Now you don’t have to! Just sign up for Google’s new FREE broadband service, Google TISP (Toilet Internet Service Provider). Simply drop the supplied FiOS cable into your commode and flush. The rest happens automatically!
Google TiSP (BETA) is a fully functional, end-to-end system that provides in-home wireless access by connecting your commode-based TiSP wireless router to one of thousands of TiSP Access Nodes via fiber-optic cable strung through your local municipal sewage lines.
“I couldn’t be more excited about, and am only slightly grossed out by, this remarkable new product,” said Marissa Mayer, Google’s Vice President of Search Products and User Experience.