Space Maxi-Mountain!

I just saw the most BIZARRE advertisement on television. An animated maxi-pad with wheels zoomed up, down, around and sideways on a ROLLER COASTER TRACK.

I have no idea what the point of it was, as I was too busy contemplating a Feminine Hygiene Thrill Ride to pay attention to the assuredly convincing argument being made by the voiceover.

Perhaps the point was “Your Period: Like The Judge Roy Scream, Only Bloodier!”