First Born Unicorn

On Friday night, Doc and my Mom and I watched a nifty old movie, “The Seven Faces of Dr. Lao.” Tony Randall plays Dr. Lao, Medusa, the Abominable Snowman, a serpent, Pan, Merlin, and Apollonius of Tyana (the blind seer). It also stars Barbara Eden, pre-Jeannie. I love the classic special effects – cheesy and obvious to our 21st century eyes, but undoubtedly stunning for the time.

Also, we discovered that the line in the chorus of the Red Hot Chili Peppers’ “Californication” is, indeed, “FIRST BORN UNICORN.” Seriously. “First born unicorn, hard core soft porn.” I just… I have no words. How can I possibly have words to describe that?

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  1. New game show: Ramblings of an Insane Homeless Person or Red Hot Chili Pepper’s Lyrics!?!?

    Round 1: Sweet pink canary cages plummet pop dewskin fortitude
    For the sniffing black noses that snort and allude
    To dangling trinkets that mimic the dirt cough go drink its.
    It’s for you.

    (in all fairness I love Californication and even more so the newest album, Stadium Arcadium)

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