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I am so excited! I get to read a new book before it’s published!! Yvonne is letting me read her…
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I am so excited! I get to read a new book before it’s published!! Yvonne is letting me read her…
Ten reasons I am super glad that I do not work foodservice retail any longer: Enter your employee number, then press “VOID.” (did I have an employee number??) Do the Daily Z. Put the Z key in the keyslot, turn to the Z setting. Subtract paid outs, gift of joy sold, and store coupons — also listed at top of Z tape. (GIFT OF JOY! Oh lordy, I forgot about those!) Pay: Starts at $4.25. Raises depend upon both your performance and your experience here. Customer Complaints: They will complain about anything. Instead of offering money back or anything free, try to give them a discount on their next purchase. The freezer will go into defrost when the outer dial is at a screw and the inner dial reaches 0 (the black area). It will come out of defrost when the inner dial reaches the copper arrow. Get the wet/dry vacuum and suck up all the yucky stuff in the bottom of the case. Register Problems: When it starts to eat the tape, take out the ribbon cassette, just like a typewriter, and try to get the paper out (dear god, this was back in the day when the typewriter was an appropriate metaphor). Use the little black release levers to pull out the paper. It’s a good idea to keep tweezers on hand to get at the paper if it is really stuck in there. Try unplugging the whole thing and then plugging it back in. Is the keyslot on the “R” setting? Is the “B” key in the on position? Take $2 in quarters as a paid out from the register. Drain the bleach water from the towel bucket, and gather the detergent and bleach. The Laundromat is at Parker and Independence on the SW corner, behind Taco […]
Tales from the dumbshit files: So this is what I saw on the way to work yesterday. From the picture you might think that it’s just a truck doing road construction, but it is in fact the crane that slammed into and got stuck underneath the bridge yesterday morning. The official story is that the driver raised the crane arm earlier in the morning to check the hydraulics, then forgot to lower it before driving off. Apparently he was arrested at the scene for outstanding warrants. Congratulations to Colleen (Kim’s little sister) and her husband Jason on their brand new baby girl, Anna, born this morning. I still can’t believe that Colleen had a baby! She’s perpetually nine years old in my mind, squirting us with water guns. Damn, that makes me feel old. Today was a better day than yesterday. I did not injure myself in any way (but hey, the day’s not over yet!) and I ran 3 miles, which is double what I ran last night. My scrapes and scratches hurt like hell. I cleaned up with peroxide last night, and then decided (dumbshit move) to use a bit of rubbing alcohol for good measure. So I poured some onto my scraped-raw knee…. and almost fainted. Holy McFuck, did that ever hurt! Lack of protective skin + alcohol = Very Bad Idea.
My day has not started off well. I was late for work because of nasty traffic. A cherrypicker construction truck was too tall for the Skillman/Northwest Highway underpass, and broke the bridge. Chunks of concrete everywhere and about six fire trucks blocking all but one lane of traffic. As I was walking from the parking lot to my building, I tripped over a broken sidewalk and took a skidding face plant onto the pavement. I simply couldn’t catch myself, and my purse, gym bag, and coffee mug went flying as I landed face down on my chest. I skinned my knee, elbow, and knuckles pretty bad, and am just now finding other minor scrapes and road rash on my arms and legs. The worst part was, it happened right in front of somebody. She was very nice and helped me pick up my stuff, but I was mortified that someone caught me in such a completely graceless mistake. The first aid kit seems to be missing from the office. So no bandaids. Then, about 20 minutes ago, I spilled what was left of my coffee down my front and onto my lap. Doomy doomy doomy doom….
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By popular demand (all two of you), I am posting Cover Story, our 2006 24-Hour Video Race final film project.…