permagir

this is the latest in bob’s growing collection of skin art!!

“but i neeeeeeed tacos! i need them or i will explode! that happens to me sometimes…”
“i miss you, cupcake”
“i wanna watch the scary monkey show!”
“chicken!! i’m gonna eat you.”
“me and the squirrel are friends.”
“why is his head so BIG? why IS his head so big? WHY is his head so big?”
“hi, floor! make me a sammitch!”
“to make room for the tuna!”
“i’m floatin!”
“say moosey fate! say moosey fate!”

and, not gir, but definitely one of my favorites:
“invader’s blood runs through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants! the pants command me! do not ignore my veins!”