if brushed metal could talk…

poor brushed metal… he’s been replaced in the new iTunes 5. we overheard this conversation between brushed metal and his agent:

BRUSHED METAL: Whatever happened to “Once you go metal, you never go back?” 

MIKE: Times change, my friend.

[…]

BRUSHED METAL: I told you something was fucked up when the new version of Mail didn’t go with me.

MIKE: You’ve got a nice long-term deal with the Finder…

BRUSHED METAL: That two-timing piece of crap?

MIKE: …iChat, Calculator…

BRUSHED METAL: Calculator? I’m out of iTunes and you tell me I’ve still got Calculator? When is the Special Event scheduled for the next version of Calculator? Oh, that’s right, there is none, because no one gives a shit about Calculator.