superdickery

superman is a dick.

“You’ll note this is the start of a trend where Superman feels obliged to prevent anyone he knows from ever knowing the sweet, sweet taste of anything remotely resembling success.”

some of my favorite superman quotes:

“jimmy, this gift you got me for father’s day makes me sorry i ever adopted you as my son. i’ll have to destroy it to teach you a lesson!”

“see, bruce? my time telescope looks into the future. one day you, bruce wayne, will be batman and i, clark kent, will be superman!” … and then the site author writes:

List of more pratical uses Superboy can make of a machine that can see through time:
1. Betting on the outcomes of sporting events.
2. Forseeing natural diasters and catastrophhe.
3. Letting Bruce Wayne know that his parents are going to be gunned down in front of his very eyes in a filthy alley, you dick!

“i’ll tell you why i’ll never marry you, lana, or you, lois! who wants a wife so stupid she doesn’t realize i’m superman when i take off my clark kent glasses?”