Cheney Drops ‘F Bomb’ on Senate Floor!

Vice President Dick Cheney hurled the “F word” at a Democratic senator during “a heated exchange,” CNN reports. I think the whole reason I find this funny is not that he said “fuck” but that CNN used the phrase “drops the F Bomb”. Maybe Bush and Kerry ought to have a knock down drag out cursing contest. Whoever can hurl the most artfully constructed four-letter phrase wins the election. I’d pay to see that.

Kerry: &*!#$! (rapid-fires George Carlin’s Seven Dirty Words).

Bush: uh… er… well, down in Texas we just say “daaaaang!” a lot.

Moderator: Ladies and Gentlemen, a big fuckin’ round of applause to your new President of the United States, John Kerry!

Also, I found out yesterday that “box lunch” does not always refer to a takeout sandwich and chips. Slang dictionaries are a lot of fun.